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Each issue we run our Caption Competition for readers in our popular Weird section. The winner receives a one-year subscription (6 issues) worth AU$70!

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LAST ISSUE'S ENTRIES…
• “No need for Hoosiers,” said Bob, “coz once I see them greens light up this baby won’t be touching no tarmac…”
• Can you tell me how to get back to the ’70s?
• When you order something fast and sexy from Temu.
• Once I apply the afterburner at 88 mph, Marty, its likely that the front wheel will be sucked into the engine intake and the whole thing will explode.
• Flop Gun.
• Meet the real George Jetson.
• I feel the need... the need for HELP!
• Where the nickname “Goose” originates from.
• The proctologist found a new way to clear his hemorrhoids, scare the shit out of them!
• My other bike is an F19, but it’s in for a service.
• Luigi thought he was getting paid just for the photo shoot…
• How Ace Pilots leave from work each day.
• The last known photo of poor old Mario “the Eagle” Laquila. Investigations continue as to how the launch engage button was left on…

And this issue's winner is:
• Elon Musk’s uncle Bob introduces the American people to the latest fleet of border security vehicles.
Congratulations to Kade Rodgers, you’ve won a 1-year subscription to HEAVY DUTY magazine!